My day to day involves a lot of walking. I'm pretty much walking just as much as I am sitting between the hours of 9 and 5. Think about it. That's a lot of walking. When I get home I do significantly more sitting. "Is this important?" YES! Everything I say is important!
Today during my walking, I have noticed that I have a squeaky boot, and no one likes a squeaky cowboy boot. EXCEPT ZOMBIES THAT WANT TO EAT YOUR BRAIN!!!
GGRRUUUGHLLLMMM!!! (That's zombie for "hey listen, is that someone walking? let's eat him.")
NOTE TO SELF: if in danger, remove boots.
Check out the boots that
Oakley makes, they are WAY less noisy than my squeaky cowboy boot. Plus Oakley boots were worn by John Connor, which gives them bad-ass points as well. Did John Connor survive the apocalypse? "Yes." Then if you wear these boots you will too! At least thats my theory. It probably won't work. I probably won't ever buy these boots, but they sure are fancy! Get the 8 inch ones, zombies LOVE ankle meat. Plus, if you hurt your ankle, that would suck. PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF!! "That's not how it goes." Who's blog is this!?
Anyway... regardless of your choice in brand, boots are important, don't overlook the little things.
You might want to consider a fluid barrier in your footwear for those times when you have to resort to the brain-stomp. As we all know, zombism is bloodborne...or spittle-borne...or something like that. We also know that brain stomping is a useful last resort option for offing a zombie. I would probably opt for whatever pig farmers choose to wear while walking around the extremely toxic feedlot.
ReplyDeleteThis is a good observation. The best option would be some running shoes, and to put a lot of distance between yourself and anything zombie related, but i'm kinda big, so I don't see myself running anywhere! ha!
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine also pointed out to me, that most military boots are designed for the desert, given the current war. This would NOT be a good boot for Michigan, especially in winter. In Michigan one would almost certainly need more than one pair of boots, which is terrible, because boots are heavy. The best boot for an area may be different than other areas depending on climate and weather.
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