If you’ve got way too much money on your hands, and you’re running out of things to do with it, here’s your vehicle. Bullet proof glass, tires that don’t go flat, TWICE the size of a hummer, the Knight XV has more features than one can name. Unless, of course, you visit the Conquest Vehicles website, which lists all it’s features. The diesel engine also gives you more options for fuel, so you can keep moving. This is the ultimate luxury apocalypse vehicle, it even has a built in cigar humidor and a flatscreen so when you become ruler of the world you can cruise around evil genius style. For those of us who don’t own countries, we may have to be a little more flexible with our options. Wranglers, F150s, FJ Cruisers, just look for something with big tires, lots of ground clearance and four wheel drive, and don’t get too attached, when it runs out of gas or breaks down, go grab another vehicle. When time allows for siphoning gas and replacing parts, go ahead, but not while zombies are nearby. That’s foolish. “It’s not smart.” It’s a bad idea. “Don’t do it.” Do what? “Exactly.”
Seems like a waste of fuel really? Fuel is like gold in an apocalyptic situation. Now, if they created a solar power car, that was jacked up and armored, that woudl be where it is at. However, This is pretty sweet and a great post
ReplyDeleteIs there a motorcycle version? Or maybe a motorcycle pops out of the hubcap or something? Because if I'm fleeing zombies, I want something nimble and quick. This is of course assuming my family is safe in bunker or already eaten so I don't need to worry about too many passengers. Actually, there's a post for you: What does the minivan family do for wheels in an end times scenario? I'm thinking good gas mileage, not too flashy, with a really sweet DVD system to hold the kids' attention and prevent them from staring at the traumatically hideous undead sliding down the windows...
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