Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Mossberg 500 Special Purpose

The Mossberg 500 Special Purpose is awesome. I was going to buy this model to the right next month after the busy holidays were over and I had some 'me' time, but my wife said she wants me to buy another pistol instead. "Is your wife the coolest wife ever!?" Yes. She is awesome. My jaw almost fell off when, instead of her saying, 'another gun? really?' she suggested a different gun. I was so excited I immediately agreed with her.

Click the link and check out all the different options. Also check out the 'ZMB' line, and yes, ZMB is short for ZoMBie. OMG!!! So much awesome is happening right now.

A 12 gauge is probably your most useful weapon for defending your fortress should a situation arrise where you absolutely HAD to shoot bullets. Bullets (or shells) are loud, so always avoid using them, despite what you see on The Walking Dead, also bullets are a VERY limited resource.

Should you have to use one, and it's a shotgun, anything between #4 shot and 000 should do just fantastic against a zombie head. The spread makes up for lousy aim. GO SHOTGUNS! Slugs are fun too, but why wear out your shoulder? "Wuss." Shut it!

Keep some slugs around for special jobs, like door hinges, or hunting. You might as well keep some birdshot for hunting birds, but DON'T use it against a zombie, because you will only rip his face off, and then he will look EVEN SCARIER when he eats you alive! Birdshot won't work, I promise, ask Dick Cheney.

2 comments:

  1. Birdshot from 5 feet would do more than rip zombie face. Jus' sayin'. There are going to be situations where you are in close quarters and a little BS...and birdshot (!) will come in handy.

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  2. I just don't ever want to be that close! HA! Cheney was pretty close to that judge, but it didn't even penetrate the skull. I have a lot of birdshot in my house, hopefully someday I will find a use for it. :)

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